Cheezburger

Cheezburger
"One of the most simple yet universally important foods, tastes great enough to compensate for the suffering of the burgerless."

The Cheezburger is an item purchasable in Fissure Outpost #18 and sold in Robber's Fate for 10,000 Studs. These can prove to be a quite important item for a variety of things, whether it be catching NPCs, players in debth or Eunoia with the Silver Net.

Information & Functionality
The tool is a direct reference to the Cheezburger item sold in the Avatar Shop, having the same model, texture, and almost same functionality.

However, this has a special function. If eaten around NPCs after a random amount of times, other players in debth, or even the one eating the Cheezburger, can cause a shrinking effect, causing them to cry tears in an act of desperation. These tears can have different effects, depending on what effect is inflicted on said NPC or player (see Tears & Effects).

Tears & Effects
It should be noted that all of these can be grabbed by an empty Cloud Coffee mug (minus Frozen tears, see Special Functionality) by hovering the mug over the tear.